I heard you liked kittens on dashboards so I reblogged a kitten on a dashboard so you can enjoy a kitten on a dashboard on your dashboard.
Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
Not having people to hug
Giving a hug that comes off as weird
This post describes me in every way
those text posts where every single comment is pure gold
*clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, thered- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of me- *drops cards* i, uh *flusters* the, um *panics* the dictionary thinks you’re cute
Think twice before you judge a parent.
Omg that cat is up to something bad
buttercup looks like Hitler
MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.
oh my god tumblr
"get your facts straight"
why not get your facts gay u homophobic piece of shit
Can we just take a moment to.. please? Aww..